I just realised my bedroom window is open and I’ve just spent the last 90 minutes singing Pet Shop Boys’ songs really LOUDLY.
YOU SPOIL THOR AND I WILL FIND YOU AND END YOU
Too late. I already bought him a new video game and a pony. His bed time is never.
Do you think the tendency of moisturizer companies to make their products look like cum is inadvertent, or do consumers subconsciously find the resemblance reassuring as they rub it into their face
I actually have no idea if I can fuck up my computer with my badly written program or not. It may or may not be writing tens of nonsense directories in the testing zone, though.
paranoidvagrancy replied to your post: Help, I think my housemate is insane. I suggested…Don’t be too intimidated by the list, it is actually not as bad as it sounds! Depending on size of house, estimated 3 - 5 hours? (But geez, she isn’t doing anything…
That sounds doable like that, but I think she wants it done in one day. and I can’t use the vacuum cleaner on the tiles; I have to sweep and then mop. Maybe I’ll quietly try it this way?
I can’t mop for sh*t though; my boss won’t even put me on mopping because I flooded the floor in front of the counter once :P
Oh man, my first day mopping at work I flooded the kitchen. Herpaderp.
One day is a bit nuts though? Tell her you have a busy schedule and perhaps it would be more manageable broken into two days?
idk, judging by what other people are saying, this sounds crazy to them too, but it seems pretty okay by my standards :\\\
paranoidvagrancy replied to your post: Help, I think my housemate is insane. I suggested…The whole idea is one person does it one week, and then someone else does it the next week. I don’t know how that’ll work when housemate #2 gets home though. Where am I going to find 5hrs to do nothing but clean though? *stress*Don’t be too intimidated by the list, it is actually not as bad as it sounds! Depending on size of house, estimated 3 - 5 hours? (But geez, she isn’t doing anything herself? That is basically ALL the cleaning)
Maybe break it down into little bits - like, before breakfast today, I will scrub the toilets (it will take twenty minutes). (Since a lot of that twenty minutes is waiting for bleach to soak in, maybe do the bathroom benchtops at the same time?)
Don’t bother brooming the hard surfaces, just vacuum them thoroughly. Who the hell uses a brush for large scale cleaning when a vacuum is available? Idk, see what suits you. Do the vacuuming in chunks. (Half the house one day, half the next ~30 - 60 minutes)
Only empty the bin when it’s full / bin night. :\
Idk about marks on surfaces though - there shouldn’t be much????
When I break it down like that, five hours is really a bit excessive? I am perhaps inflating the time to account for 1. I have no idea how big this house is, 2. I don’t know how often you’ve done this before?
Can’t believe how dumb and anti-intellectual some of the people here are. I mean, how can you not read books? I don’t mean to be rude, but I’m pretty sure being a book reader actually does make you a slightly better person than dumb-dumbs who don’t read books. Now, where were we…*tucks into another scintillating adventure in the world of Warhammer 40,000*
undersiders in plainclothes, sans regent, randomly + scion
(terrible shitty quality because I am supposed to be doing an assignment gdi brain)
"I’m not saying that nerds don’t exist, or you shouldn’t be pleased about being a nerd, I’m saying that there shouldn’t be someone standing by, as you emerge from the womb, ready to ask ‘nerd or jock?’"
I’ve been crying on and off all day and I’ll probably continue but now I have to go to work and ask patients if they “hic want some sob tea or coffee?”
Should be interesting.
started jotting down notes for my art writing task. I think I’m too emotional to deal with this right now.
Someone walked into your room with their shoes on.